This is my life, Jack
Colleen: That’s what feminism does. It makes smart girls with nice birthing shapes believe in fairytales. Stop waiting for your prince, Liz. Liz Lemon: I’m not waiting for a prince, I’m waiting for Astronaut Mike Dexter, who turns out to be the secret king of Monaco!
Dear Ryan Murphy,
I hate Glee. I hate myself for watching it. I don’t know why I keep watching it, don’t ask me why. I’m stopping now though, in the middle (not even) of your season finale. The fact that I had to skip through all of the ‘original song’ numbers during the finale is a sign of how bad the show has gotten. I mean, I don’t even enjoy watching people sing in a show...